Joke du Jour II

Deep in the jungle two explorers suddenly found themselves about to be chased and eaten by a large hungry lion. The first explorer quickly pulls out some running shoes and starts to tie up his laces, noticing this the second explorer says to him "are you crazy? There's no way you'll out run that lion!" to which the first explorer replied calmly "I don't have to out run the lion, I just have to out run you."